Me, Only Better

Scientists have successfully performed genetic experiments on montane voles, swapping certain genetic material with their cousin the prairie vole, in order to make them more monogamous. So if we can make the monogamouse, could we also make the monogaman. If so, what does this mean for the future of love and commitment.

How will a man prove his commitment to his partner both physically and psychologically. As female sexuality becomes increasingly proactive, the committed man must protect himself from their feminine wiles. In this case his tie serves the second purpose of being an emotional chastity mask. It is locked round the mans neck by his partner who has the only key. When it senses strong female pheromones it begins to constrict his neck. The only way to stop this to place the end of the tie over his face which acts as a pheromone filter.